UKRAINIAN CHANGES THE FACE OF MUSIC!

Ukraine is in our hearts and minds right now, as we hope and pray that the good people of that country can again live in peace - and soon!

You might not know that a Ukrainian was a mighty influence in the LOOK of popular music for 50 years or so.

Nuta Kotlyarenko was born in Kyiv, Ukraine, in 1902, to Jewish-Ukrainian parents.  When he was 11, his parents sent he and his brother Julius to America, to escape the persecution of Jews that was going on in their homeland.  Nuta struggled to make ends meet, including stints as a shoeshine boy and a boxer.  He was living in a boarding house in Mankato, Minnesota, when he met Bobbie Krueger, and married her.  They moved to New York City where they opened a "clothing" store - "Nudie's for the Ladies."  (Their specialty was "undergarments for showgirls."  Hmmmm....)

In the early 40s, they followed the migration to California.  Nuta persuaded a country singer named Tex Williams to buy him a sewing machine... in exchange, Nuta made Mr. Williams a costume for performing in.  Of course, all the other country singers wanted one as well, and "Nudie's of Hollywood" thrived.

"Nudie suits" became all but essential for country/western performers... but they also caught on with country-rock stars, and later popular musicians and celebrities in general.  For the next 50 or 60 years, he clothed pretty much everybody who was anybody in music and showbiz... even did a couple of custom Nudie cars!  (He fixed up a Pontiac for Roy Rogers... a Cadillac Eldorado for himself.)

Roy Rogers' Pontiac...

Here's Nuta Kotlyarenko, sitting in his Cadillac... 

EATIN’ LIKE A KING

(Actually, the King… Elvis!!)

I’ve been waiting 68 years for today!  What better day than April Fool’s, than to try my hand at an Elvis staple - Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sammich!

There are a couple recipe variations out there on the WWW… but they share the essential ingredients in common: “creamy” peanut butter, banana, bread and butter.  All can usually be found in the cupboards at my house.  (I used whole wheat bread because it was available.  Elvis would probably say white Wonder Bread is the way to go.)

You mash the banana.  (I always pictured it thinly-sliced, but when at Graceland…)

IMPORTANT NOTE: You may notice that I opened the banana at the proper end - away from the stem.  My friend Larry pointed out… that’s how monkeys open their bananas.  I’ve used that method ever since.  (I’ve failed to convince other members of the family… and so I won’t be too surprised if you continue to open ‘em from the wrong end, too.  But just remember - if your momma opened ‘em one way and monkeys the other way… who ya gonna go with?)

Once that banana is mashed properly, spread it on one slice of bread, and spread your smooth peanut butter on the other in the conventional fashion.

The next step was a bit of a challenge for me.  You need to install butter on the outside, for frying.  My butter was too hard… if I’d let it soften up at room temperature, it prolly would’ve been easier.  (The butter on the bottom side was falling off, once gravity wasn’t holding it in place.  But I got ‘er dun.)

Fry that baby up… slice and serve!  Boy howdy!

THE VERDICT?

Sorry, Elvis… that may have been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, for me.  I like bananas.  And I like peanut butter sammiches.  You haven’t convinced me that they have some sort of synergistic connection.  I’ll prolly keep eating banana-on-the-side, and put some jelly in that sammich.  (I’ve never tried a FRIED PB&J… maybe it would be worth experimenting with.)

I’d encourage you to give this sammich a try.  Please report your own findings.  (If you peel your bananas from the wrong end, you might also enjoy the sammich.)

“THANK YA.  THANK YA VERRUH MUCH.”

CAKES!!

I live in a household of TEN people... which means ten birthday celebrations each year.  (I've celebrated enough birthdays of my own now, that I'd just as soon pass... but such is life, right?)

Among those householders are two extraordinary cake bakers / decorators - my bride Robin and daughter Hollie.  Yesterday I saw some CUPCAKES that Robin had decorated... I'm not even sure of the occasion.

I've snapped photos of some of those cakes over the years.  Most are for kids... but the "Lambie Cake" was my birthday cake a few years back.  (Granddaughter Bonnie was adamant that her grandpa would really like a lambie cake.)  Check these out!  I wish you could enjoy a slice - they are as tasty as they are beautiful.

This is yesterday's cupcake (!!):

Here's my "Lambie Cake" from a few years back:

(The lambies are chocolate and coconut.  Grandma J in the background isn't quite as thrilled as Bonnie and myself...)

Here's an assortment from the past 6 or 8 years:

Son-in-law Cameron prefers pie - check out this birthday apple pie!

Bank Attire Ettiquette

The signs on the door of my bank both amuse and confuse me.

Masks - YES!  Sunglasses and helmets - NO!

And what's the deal with not being able to display my weapon?  Another of life's little pleasures, spoilt by petty rules and regulations!

My kind of cell phone!

I dislike "smart phones."  Generally.

Why?  Probably because I believe they've diminished our society in many ways.  Every day - pretty much all day - I observe people, including wonderful people who I have great respect for, surrendering their precious time to inane "smart phone activity."  (Maybe it's stuff that really appeals to them.  They'd probably argue that they're lovin' every minute!  I hope so, because I see them devoting their attention to their phone instead of the wonderful surroundings and situations they are in, and/or the people that they are with.)

- People lurching along our "crown jewel" Greenbelt - oblivious to their surroundings because their face is in their phone.

- Moms and dads at the playground with their kids - ignoring them because their attention is fixated on their phone.

- Four people sitting together at a table at a restaurant.  Between bites, they aren't enjoying cheerful repartee with their companions - they're mesmerized by four handheld gizmos.

Another thing that I don't like about 'em - people WHO ARE DRIVING - are looking at their phones instead of paying attention to their driving.  Thousands of innocents fall victim to them, every year.  And - apparently our society is comfortable with that.

Smart phones AS A TOOL are amazing things!  But they should enhance your life, NOT detract from it!  (I hope the reader understands what I'm talking about.  Any honest observer has to agree that there are a lot of people, devoting a lot of time, to a lot of "smart phones"!)

OK - rant out of the way.  Now check out this cell phone WITH ROTARY DIAL!  Oh YESSSS!  This engineer lady built it.  I think she'd sell a bunch of 'em, if she put 'em on the market - it's CUTE!  Gotta love the turquoise - my mom would!  It should also be available in white, black, ivory, and AVOCADO to match the vintage kitchen appliances!

More info HERE.